Yes, I’m Canadian

My sandwich had bugs in it today.
I ate most of it before I noticed.
Live bugs.

All I’m going to say is this: Nurses who give out test results over the phone should make sure not to mix up the names of common ailments with those of dangerous sexually transmitted diseases.

There are three Sundays left in Impro Melbourne’s Theatresports™ season, and at this point its looking like I’ll appear in all three shows, but if you were hoping to see me and Jess play this year your time is running out! Tickets for the Grand Final on November 26th are sold out, and November 12th [...]

Sitting in my hotel room in Oviedo soaking up my last few hours of expensive hotel wireless, I can’t help but feel like I haven’t taken full advantage of my time here in Spain. Before I return for another visit, I definitely need to learn a smattering of Spanish—enough to order food at restaurants other [...]

“DID NOT DEPART”, read the stamp on my arrival card as I handed it to the customs officer and stepped out into the cool Sydney night. This was not Spain. It was not even London. I had spent ten hours in transit with nothing to show for it but a free meal.
British Airways failed to [...]