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Spam Subject Line #85

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The problem is homemade robots usually malfunction, before turning on their creators and going on homicidal rampages.

1 by Kev Dec 22 10:09

Blech

2 Comments Published by Kev November 30th, 2006 in personal, sick, funny

My sandwich had bugs in it today.
I ate most of it before I noticed.
Live bugs.

White ‘n Nerdy

It's scary how much I relate to this. Wierd Al, how do you skirt the pit of lameness so closely but never fall in? 0 by Kev Sep 21 10:09

Veritas Airlines

Off to Spain in just over a week. Wouldn't mind flying on an airline like this. 0 by Kev Sep 20 22:22

I'm madly preparing presentations for two separate conferences at the end of the month (Web Directions and Fundamentos Web). These presentation disasters relieved the stress nicely. 0 by Kev Sep 7 17:13

Coffee in Portland

0 Comments Published by Kev August 4th, 2006 in Australia, rants, funny

The difference between Australia and the United States can be concisely stated by citing the espresso menu at The Coffee People, Portland Airport, Oregon:
Espresso Drinks:

Mindsweeper™
Black Tiger Mocha
Slammahamma™

Idea for an Extreme Sport

Inflight Jenga.
0 by Kev Jul 23 10:42

Truth is Sometimes Even Stranger than Monty Python

After legally parking her car to go to the hairdressers, Shirley Hatcher returned to find a disabled parking bay had been painted around it and she had been given a ticket. Python's rampaging "Keep Left" signs come to mind. 0 by Kev Jun 26 16:13

iDon’tChatGay

0 Comments Published by Kev June 18th, 2006 in personal, funny

I have received an alarming number of instant messages from bumpy, tanned men interested in “cam fun” over the past few days. What at first seemed like an increasingly improbable coincidence has at last been explained: someone has posted my AOL Instant Messenger screen name on a gay chat web site, iChatGay.com (NSFW).
Though I know […]

Kev Eats Vegemite

1 Comment Published by Kev May 19th, 2006 in personal, Australia, funny

Haven’t been listening to Lost Out Back? Check out our latest episode, in which I try Vegemite for the very first time. Can you guess if I liked it?
If you’re not hip to this whole Podcasting groove, you can sign up to be notified by email every time we post a new episode so you […]

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