Archive for the 'funny' Category



Actual spam subject line:
The problem is homemade robots usually malfunction, before turning on their creators and going on homicidal rampages.

Blech

My sandwich had bugs in it today.
I ate most of it before I noticed.
Live bugs.

It's scary how much I relate to this. Wierd Al, how do you skirt the pit of lameness so closely but never fall in?
Off to Spain in just over a week. Wouldn't mind flying on an airline like this.
I'm madly preparing presentations for two separate conferences at the end of the month (Web Directions and Fundamentos Web). These presentation disasters relieved the stress nicely.

Coffee in Portland

Inflight Jenga.
After legally parking her car to go to the hairdressers, Shirley Hatcher returned to find a disabled parking bay had been painted around it and she had been given a ticket. Python's rampaging "Keep Left" signs come to mind.

iDon’tChatGay

Kev Eats Vegemite